You’ve waded through the scary back alleys of the interwebs and evaded the nefarious SPAM robots! Your keen intelligence and quick fingers far outmatch the scammers and spammers!
In other words, thank you for bearing with me and jumping through a few hoops to sign up for one of my email lists or product update lists.
I appreciate the steps–er, clicks–you made to do that, and I look forward to staying in touch with you.
Best,
Charlie